If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  
~Andy Rooney
Delilah has a mind of her own. B and I have given her a voice of her own, as well. Below are some of the bits of wisdom she would like to share.
"Alright, guys, just because I can fit in a cupholder..."
"Ohhh, yeahhhh. This is the life--sleepin' on Mom's legs."
"I'm just a baby, guys."
"Whatcha drinkin', Dad? That smells good, I like I'd like that, Dad, wanna share?"
"Seriously, Mom? You have got to be kidding me."
"How can you still be awake? Geez, guys, it's bedtime!"
"What? You wanna play ball?!"
"Mmmmm, yum, Dad! What'd you have for dinner? I had tasty kibble!"
"Bah. Hum bug."
"Whatcha talkin' bout, huh?"
"What a rush! I love to feel the wind in my fur! (Don't worry... my dad's driving, and my mom's holding on to me tight...)"
"I'm sportin' the shaggy look."
"This is me and my first best friend, Monkey."
"This is me and my second best friend, Rocky."
"This is me before my haircut..."
"This is me after my haircut. I feel like a brand-new girl!"